Santa: Yaar Main Pareshan Ho Gaya Hu Meri Bivi Hamesha Pichhle Pati Ke Bare Men Hi Baten Karti Rahati Hai Banta: Shukr Karo Bhai! Meri Bivi To Agale Pati Ke Bare Men Baten Karti Hai
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho, Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain... . . . . . . Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!
Wife to husband: ek Sand saalme 300 bar sex karta hai. Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte. Pati: ye kaha likha hai ke.. wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath karta hai.
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi se bola- Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi is hisab se me 2 Shadi or ker skta hu Biwi- Karlo Bas itna yaad rkhna ki Draupdi ke 5 Pati bhi the